I am at the beach with some loved ones. Here are a few things I need to remember about myself.

  1. I look impressively tan in the shower.
  2. I like to Facetime my pets when away from them.
  3. I need to be in a home with more rooms than people. Ideally bathrooms aren’t included in that count.
  4. I can sit on the beach for hours, but can only be in the water for 20 minutes at a time.
  5. I can eat nachos every day.
  6. I am not interested in talking with strangers. Once in awhile I am in that mood, but that is probably less than 10% of the time, and usually only lasts for a few sentences.
  7. Fellow passengers are not always interested in my pointing out wildlife no matter how enthusiastic I am.
  8. I am too old to pull off retro looks.
  9. I HATE mosquitoes and believe in hell because of them.
  10. I am incredibly fortunate to have a place like this to come to regularly.
  11. I am incredibly blessed to have the spouse I do who loves and supports all my idiocies/compulsions/dreams/Facetime-with-pets needs.

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